pit of cocks

(Noun)
A gay orgy in a dark place, usually in a pit.
In reference to the cockpit of an airplane.

"Hey man, are you going to that orgy on 6th street?"
"Hell no, I'm going to the pit of cocks on 8th street!"

by dontdrown March 22, 2017

oral alarm clock

Person who wakes another person up with fellatio, cunnilingus, or anilingus.

If I have been good all week, every Friday morning, my girlfriend becomes my oral alarm clock.

by Dirtier Old Man March 23, 2017

Horse o' clock

Time to get drunk

Person 1: Bro what's the time?
Person 2: 10.30am
Person 3 (already several drinks in): Nah boys, it's horse o' clock

by Al. Coholic. July 2, 2017

Romanian Alarm Clock

When the male partner falls asleep with a boner, and then in order to wake him, the female partner then proceeds to bite the male's dick at about 2-3 inches from the head

A: Yo, I broke up with Sophie this morning...
B: Why? You were together for years!
A: The bitch had to give me a Romanian Alarm Clock!
B: Owwww...

by lil pulp December 6, 2017

queer as a clockwork orange

Strange, odd, unusual.

(Also the name of famous novel and movie "A Clockwork Orange")

Do you know whothis guy is?
No, dude. I don't see him ever. He is queer as a clockwork orange.

by AtaMete52 December 16, 2017

killing the clock

Working overtime

I be killing the clock, and getting paid!

by Hizzyboo January 18, 2018

fully sick o'clock

The time when your fully sick cuz checks his watch after hitting the gym

Mohammed: Oi Habib, what's the time bru?
Habib: Aww bru. Lemme just a check here...
*puts down invisible suitcases*
Habib: Aww bru, it's a fully sick o'clock bru
Mohammed: Aww shit bru! Ey Habib, I think you uhh.. you just lookin at your reflection bru!
Habib: Aww shit bru, think your right ey?

by Habib-Bru May 5, 2018