A viscous, black, or gooey substance found on floors. It is the result of substances mixing together like dirt, gum, and food crumbs. When stepped upon, a sticky residue is left upon your shoe.
When examined closely, cat jizz, and cat ejaculation smell, feel, and taste very similar.
When examined closely, cat jizz, and cat ejaculation smell, feel, and taste very similar.
Guy 1: Dude! What did you just step in?
Guy 2: Ehh, probably some gum, no worries my good man, I'll just scrap this nasty shit off.
Guy 1: Why is that gum black?
Guy 2: Dayum! You're right, this must be cat jizz, damn not again!
Guy 2: Ehh, probably some gum, no worries my good man, I'll just scrap this nasty shit off.
Guy 1: Why is that gum black?
Guy 2: Dayum! You're right, this must be cat jizz, damn not again!
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2. A master of weaponry
3. The pinnacle of the ultimate apocalypse, Armageddon
5. The which has a power level of over 9000
6. Did you notice that i skipped 4? I'll bet you did
2. A master of weaponry
3. The pinnacle of the ultimate apocalypse, Armageddon
5. The which has a power level of over 9000
6. Did you notice that i skipped 4? I'll bet you did
Person 1 - "Wow, what a cute cat!"
Person 2 - "Not only is it cute, it has a huge weapon closet, a power level of over 9000, and in that weapon closet is an array of super-sized I.C.B.M.s."
Person 1 - 0 . 0
Person 2 - "Not only is it cute, it has a huge weapon closet, a power level of over 9000, and in that weapon closet is an array of super-sized I.C.B.M.s."
Person 1 - 0 . 0
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n.
1. A cat that enjoys being in water.
2. A sopping-wet pussy.
3. Term of endearment.
interj.
1. Cry of warning to persons in a swimming pool who are in danger of being struck by airborne cat.
Origin(s): late-2000s, a scuba-diving calico featured on Discovery Channel's "How Stuff Works" show.
n.
1. A cat that enjoys being in water.
2. A sopping-wet pussy.
3. Term of endearment.
interj.
1. Cry of warning to persons in a swimming pool who are in danger of being struck by airborne cat.
Origin(s): late-2000s, a scuba-diving calico featured on Discovery Channel's "How Stuff Works" show.
Examples:
"Chester hates getting wet! ... Yeah, he's no scuba cat."
"Miss u Scuba Cat! Sending u lotsa luv & kitty kisses! home by 8PM! xoxo" (via text)
"Heads-up! ... Scuba cat!!" (throws cat into pool)
"Chester hates getting wet! ... Yeah, he's no scuba cat."
"Miss u Scuba Cat! Sending u lotsa luv & kitty kisses! home by 8PM! xoxo" (via text)
"Heads-up! ... Scuba cat!!" (throws cat into pool)
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