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j.brooker

I fucking bitch ass nigga who sits on his ass stealing fivem servers
by wrldofvibez April 30, 2022
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Oxford Brookes

A phrase used to refer to students or universities that try to use deception to make themselves seem more established than they really are. The term comes from Oxford Brookes University, where students will often try to imply they went to the prestigious Oxford University instead.
PERSON 1 : “I heard David went to Harvard University, I'm impressed.”
PERSON 2 : “Nah, David's just an Oxford Brookes. He actually went to Harvard West Chicago Estate 2 University Online instead.”
by C L G October 28, 2022
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Fine china and bookshelves

When you paint your dick shaft white, and tape books to the other person's ass.
I hit her with some fine china and bookshelves.
by OrBeChased January 12, 2011
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Read two books

In Persian, It means "دوتا کتاب بخون". It's A phrase commonly used by Persian people. People who try to persuade others to do the right thing.
Instead of using smartphones, read two books
by erfan20120 November 4, 2018
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In The Books

A phrase used when something that has been going on for a while comes to an end. The present has become the past.
My youngest child just finished 5th grade. Elementary school days are in the books for this family.
by TommyNoleBuc June 27, 2021
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hi_im..brooke

hi_im..brooke is a wonderful person and an amazing friend some people dont know who she is but thats okay, shes understanding and very talented in her own different ways, shes very independent and speaks her opinion, she is awesome but sometimes she can be annoying but we love her, love you brooke dont know what we would do without you<3
"hi_im..brooke is the best!"
by myloveforwilburlore July 26, 2021
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Mountain Brook

While it is true that most of the given examples of "Brookie" behavior aforementioned above are true, I would just like to remind the general audience to which Urband Dictionary is accustomed that said deffinitions, examples, etc. etc. are not always completely true. There ARE girls from Mountain Brook who are not sluts AND do not have their noses in the air. Listed below are a lists of terms that have never been heard from the "good" girls mouths. However, there are quite a few of both, but that makes the ones who are not even more so "diamonds in the rough" or should I say, "the brook"
I'm not wearing that, that came from Abercrombie. I only wear persian fur.After all I am from Mountain Brook.

This t-shirt was like 45 dollars. AND ITS AN UNDERSHIRT!!!!! YAY MOUNTAIN BROOK!!!!!

People from Clay, are like,-did you eat the last piece of red velvet cake-country bumpkin trash.
by countryboybutbrookielover March 22, 2009
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