Cool as a cucumber

Being as a cool as a cucumber is a very hard thing to achieve. One must be intensely cool to be as cool as a cucumber. Cool as a cucumber means that you are one the coolest people of all time.

John was as cool as a cucumber. Everybody loved him because of it.

by Uc0n March 15, 2019

Asain Persuasion

when a person from an Asain background disses you, with knowledge.

John Smith: "I ldon't like to use big words."

Chong Ling: "Well if you were smart like me, and got all A's in you classes, then big words would come naturaly to you. Dumb Shit!"

John Smith: "Did You just Asain Persuasion me?"

Chong Ling: "Oh, here come hell go!" (with an Asain accent)

by Krystina H. April 24, 2011

mad as a cut snake

To be pissed off..or really angry as a snake would be if you cut it

I can't believe she took my new dress with out asking, I'm as mad as a cut snake with her..

by sarah April 28, 2004

maniacal as a box full of kittens

Term that pretty much speaks for itself; someone who is mellow and not very wild at all, especially when it comes to sex.

I dumped my girlfriend today...let's face it, in bed she was about as maniacal as a box full of kittens.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts

Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.

Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.

Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!

by Rawhyde & Bubba June 19, 2007

as a friend

What you say about the cutest, nicest, most incredible guy that you hang around with after your boyfriend asks.

Boyfriend: are you cheating on me with that guy i ALWAYS see you with?
Girlfriend: No! I just like him as a friend

by clare rocks March 29, 2005

Sound as a brown trout

1. A state one is in that is extremely good

2. Something is extremely good

1. Aye, am sound as a brown trout sir!

2. Christ, that shot was safe as a brown trout ma man!

by A-Whyte December 6, 2004