M-FAP

Acronym: Mother-Fucking Awesome Person or People

Pronounced: em-fap
That M-FAP is my hero.

The M-FAP in my life are the best
by cbinthouse June 7, 2023
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Tap Fap

When you are playing a typical tapping game on your phone (e.g. Tap Busters), whilst combining it with fapping. Tap Fap.
by K0lnes September 3, 2018
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fap and freeze

when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)
wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!
by dickboi223 December 15, 2016
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FAP

Omg did you see what tony just did lmfao? FAP!
by Bryan Rarber March 29, 2023
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Fem Fap

Schlicking or female masturbation, but with a catchy alliteration. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Males fap, females fem fap.
by 1stDMAN March 29, 2016
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father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.
Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022
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Preferred Fap

When you aren't risking catching whatever they've got, but they're still attractive enough to warrant rubbing one out later
1: Yo, did you have sex with her?!
2: Of course not, it was a preferred fap.
by Kingturboturtle February 22, 2021
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