Jeff

Some dickhole

"Hey Jeff", Jeff * causally fucks a parrot. " Fuck you Jeff

by Dr.Tedums September 2, 2019

jeff ryan

Jeff is the meaning of Slav squad in Cantonese and I know dis will be read by him so follow him @slav boi Steve

My names Jeff Ryan

by Slav boi Steve November 26, 2018

Jeff Beff

Jeff beff is the name lmao

yo its Jeff Beff everyday shut yo mf face,bop&moco

by JeffBef69 January 13, 2021

Jeff

A “Jeff” is a human being that lives rent free in your home. You are not related to this person and they are not really a close friend either.

They usually take over the dwelling and have liberal tendencies. They drive an economical vehicle and date a homely looking female. Their personality is usually a compilation of others around them that they emulate. Your tv bill will become higher with a Jeff.

We can’t bang too loud tonight, our Jeff is home doing laundry and boiling potatoes.

by JeffsAccount June 9, 2019

jeff mcdunham

When you pretend like you know a guys name so you just call him Jeff Mcdunham

Guy 1: Who is that?
Guy 2. Oh, dude, that's Jeff Mcdunham

by A-bombfaceguy February 13, 2009

Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit

"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)

by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024

Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.

When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!

by UB Nash November 15, 2023