Hoity Toit

A she/man that watches cow and chicken while listening to a screaming baby.

Oh damn, shut up, I'm hoity toiting.

by claireragein4 August 20, 2011

face-twitched

face-twitched -some fool poisoned your food or drink because they fucking hate you , when some fool has added a "the face-twitching solution" to your food or drink.

I had a sandwich at a food place and a few minutes later I realized I had been face-twitched.
I left my classroom and then returned to take a swig of my water and realized I had been face-twitched.
If you start yelling after your lunch break at work, you have been face-twitched.
Wow! I feel sudden bursts of rage. Maybe I have been face-twitched.

Oh my goodness! It has taken me five minutes to walk 10 feet. Do you think I have been face-twitched?

Look over there! I think that is Payne Stewart the Christmas Cop eating a sweet. Someone face-twitched me again.

by homeless teacher from TEXAS June 9, 2013

foolish twit

"Too not understand ones personal jokes , and thoughts."

You my good man are a "Foolish Twit."

by Zstyler08 July 13, 2016

bit twitcher

Someone who makes your bits twitch.

"Bits" being your nether regions, with the twitching referring to sexual attraction.

Mostly used by women when they come across an insanely buff guy.

Shaunna: Check out that guy over there.
Heather: He's pretty hot, makes my bits twitch.
Shaunna: Definitely a bit twitcher.

by Female Human June 10, 2016

gooch twitch

The unexplainable twitch , muscle twinge felt in ones gooch when watching or seeing an act or accident that looks painful.

Man , did you see his leg snap , just had a nasty gooch twitch !

I can't watch those fail videos , every time I see someone smoke their head on the ground my gooch twitches.

by Trickedncrushed May 15, 2016

Snizzle Twit

An ignorant or unpleasant person who invokes immediate disgust upon sight.

"He is such a snizzle twit; I am not sure how he has kids."

by Kitttens* August 26, 2016

OCD Twitch

When something you see causes your OCD to flare up.

When my coworker isn't efficient enough to post the cards in the computer in a timely manner causing them to stack up it makes my OCD twitch.

by ajc3117 June 22, 2017