A person who everyone hates. What is a tool? Tools are people who receives their personality traits form watching a shit ton of Disney channel. They basically act like the stereotypical Mormon. Their name came about by the fact that you can easily manipulate these people into doing some shit like giving you money, car, a fucking blow job etc. You probably want to tell this guy to go jack somewhere else but ypu just can't, something is holding you back. These people are extremely peppy to the point where it's fucking disturbing. Listen, be a pretty decent guy/gal and just ignore these people. Quick PSA.
Aaron: Hey.
Jerad: Hey...... aw shit, here comes that tool
Tool" Hey guys, are you having fun Cause I sure am!
Just be a decent person and just ignore them.
Jerad: Hey...... aw shit, here comes that tool
Tool" Hey guys, are you having fun Cause I sure am!
Just be a decent person and just ignore them.
by Mr.Big dick Jones May 7, 2016
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Person 1:did you hear Hillary Clinton during the debates?
Person 2: yeah, what a tool! We need someone who's hip enough to bring Twitter to the oval office!
Person 2: yeah, what a tool! We need someone who's hip enough to bring Twitter to the oval office!
by Mr.Republican2016 November 7, 2017
Get the Tool mug.Worse than the traditional "tool", this waste of oxygen actually holds the tool in it's safe place, making it easily and readily accessible for use as a meaningless piece of shit.
A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.
A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.
Look at that fucking guy , acting like he has the biggest dick in the room to impress the ladies. What a tool apron.
by Carter Lanecrest January 5, 2018
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by Sugar-coated sarcasm February 5, 2018
Get the tool mark mug.A guy who wears sleeveless shirts, and lets his tits hang out on the sides. He wears Everlast shorts and is proud of his road rash. A true Somervillian douchebag.
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