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tedcruz

1. a hunt for a small hairy gay lover at specific geographic crossroads at locations meant to hide ones sexual identity from his fellow Christians (ted--from the gay meaning small bear, and cruz from the gay meaning searching for lover and from the Spanish meaning cross
2. a small hairy gay lover with a fetish for being false martyred by being tied to a cross and felated by many men simultaneously
1. The Christian politician on a tedcruz finally felt free to be himself.
2. The man was tedcruzed for hours and had rarely felt such joy
by duhbearz October 19, 2015
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TEDtard

1. A synonym for TEDsters, from a third-party observer who may not bear positive feelings towards the aforementioned individuals.

2. A specialized form of noobtard obsessed with TED talks. Said noobs often think more highly of themselves than they really are, based on the fact that they like conferences requiring the social acumen of an Aspie and the attention span of a Twitter addict.

3. An under-confident individual hidden in the comfort of the Ivory Tower of academia desperately craving overexposure and fame via lousy contemporary social media technology, in an attempt to strengthen their fragile yet inflated ego.

4. An Asperger's/Aspie who gathers among other aspies and rejoice about ideas of innovation, entertainment, and design, but truly looks up to the trend-setting conference only because it occasionally showcases actual academic celebrities such as Richard Dawkins and übernerd Bill Gates.

5. People obsessed with a silly, allegedly intellectually-motivated conference that once gave 100,000$ to Bono, a talentless, nose-picking Irish dwarf who nevertheless has more money in tax shelters than the gross domestic income of some third-world countries. The aforementioned individual was also granted a "wish to change the world", which he should have used towards learning how to say the number 4 in Spanish (Bono is famous for his mathematical skills in Spanish: "uno! dos! tres! catorce!").
Look, Sarah Silverman just said the word "retard" in front of TEDtards, and they were offended!

Why attend a whole class on some serious, in depth topic at university, when you can watch an 18-minute spiel about global warming, wireless electricity, and other bullshit!?
by The Goblin King May 7, 2010
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teddy graham

verb: to draw a masturbating teddy bear and then sneak it into someone's stuff

or

verb: to dress up in a bear costume, ring a doorbell, and then pretend to beat off when people answer the door
When that girl looks away, I'm going to teddy graham her purse.
by TeddyGraham March 9, 2010
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Teddy

when a girl performs oral sex on a homeless man who hasn’t showered in two weeks, only to go to a bar after and kiss random guys.
That girl is such an alcoholic, she went out for a teddy.
by Thepubfucks January 18, 2019
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A Teddy Ruxpin

When someone fucks another person in the ass while reading them a story. A tape jam happens when the condom breaks.
Susie wanted a bedtime story, Johnny wanted sex, so Johnny gave her a teddy ruxpin.
by JStudmeier January 2, 2013
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Tedwin Van Der Sar

Dutch term for a bald cock-head.
Person #1: "Oh my god, I've just lost all my hair and a giant cock has started growing from my head".

Person #2: "Sounds like Tedwin Van Der Sar to me."
by Amanda Tuganpull February 7, 2008
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Tiny Teddies

A very delicious bed-time, golf-time, walk-time, sex-time snack! Anywhere you are, just pop* open a pack and eat the small little chocolate cookies shaped like mini-teddy bears.
Mmmmm!

*Pack does not pop open.
Jim: "Oh no! My grades are down!"
Joe: "Quick, eat these Tiny Teddies!"
Jim: *CHOMP* "Mmm! I'm EJACULATING with pleasure!"
Joe: "What?!"
by Ivelostmymind March 20, 2007
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