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A Teddy Ruxpin
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When someone fucks another person
in the ass
while
reading
them a story. A tape jam happens
when the
condom breaks.
Susie
wanted
a
bedtime story
, Johnny wanted sex, so Johnny gave her a
teddy ruxpin
.
A Teddy Ruxpin
by
JStudmeier
January 2, 2013
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