onoin

The dyslexic way to spell onion

Bob: I can’t cut onoins they make
My eyes water

Joe: Did you just misspell onion while saying it?

by Sammmeeee April 2, 2021

Green Onions

Parking Enforcement Officers employed by the city of Montreal are a sub-division of the Montreal police force, the Montreal SPVM (Service de police de la Ville de Montréal) where they are nicknamed "Green Onions" due to their formerly green uniforms.

Creton, who is of French origin, also had harsh words for the staff responsible for monitoring parking meters - green onions - which, according to him, sometimes appear "arrogant, vulgar and disgraceful. They are aggressive and strike without warning. He then adds that he regularly notices them (green onions), on Peel Street, waiting for the parking meters expire as to immediately impose fines on motorists.

by JoeBlo August 21, 2013

hang onions

To accept an annoying or unpleasant situation because there is no alternative.

Have you ever been on a slow driving comfortable bus? They don't exist, because they'd never make the schedule, so hang onions like the rest of us

by Blaidd_Dwrg September 25, 2013

jazz onions

The most dominant interjection known to man. Used when 'awesome' or 'cool' simply do not suffice.

Boy: wow, that movie was so great!

Girl: It was better than great, that movie was jazz onions!

Boy: Hella jazz onions!

by charred_ewok October 4, 2008

onionbooty

An ass that is so big it makes you cry like an onion

Dam that bitch go an Onionbooty my nig

by Stefan O'Connor December 19, 2005

onions

an ingenius term popularized by men's ncaa basketball commentator bill raftery; used only at times when an indelible impression is left on the audience by a performer.

most notably, 'onions' was used to describe the incredible string of game-winning shots hit by syracuse guard gerry mcnamara.

'down to three seconds. . mcnamara with the runner at the buzzer. . . . . onions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

by jsny April 18, 2006

Orion

Orion is the guy you sat next to in seventh grade science and had a huge crush on. He claimed he was gay, but then told you he used to like you, then started liking you again. You guys had a thing for months and he made you feel like the most special girl in the world. Made you feel important and loved. Then, he started leaving your messages on read and totally forgot about you, breaking your heart, only to still be sad about it a year later. You don't blame him, but you Blame yourself. Your feelings for him are just as strong as they were a year ago. You miss him like crazy and would do most anything to be able to see and talk to him.

"Yo girl, what happened with you and Orion?"
"I have no clue, he stopped talking to me. I think he's dead."

by Nadinesux August 4, 2018