Mississippi Muff Musket

When you stuff hard boiled eggs into a woman’s vagina and then fuck it to pack them in like a musket.

I gave Jennifer a Mississippi Muff Musket last night.

by 8ballsinurmouth September 14, 2023

high angle muff

Closely resembles a fighter pilot making a high angle attack on his/her enemy. In this case the pussy is elevated at a roughly 90 degree angle above the cock. In the final moments she swoops down instantly swallowing the cock while crashing onto the balls.

"Boy, I could really go for some high angle muff right about now!"

by HighAngleMuff11C July 11, 2016

Smoking the muff

The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.

Dude, anyone can smoke normally. You gotta try smoking the muff!

by Zombiestl October 8, 2017

Crush that muff

Eating vagina.

Yo, bro, did you crush that muff last night?

by Vagimothafuckinizzleface April 26, 2019

Granny's Muff

Nick name for wire wool.

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink

by Chubb71 July 1, 2020

Muff Cabbage

A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.

But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.

Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...

by CosmicEggplant October 18, 2010

muff dagger

your todger, old man , penis

get your leg open love, make room for me muff dagger

by algarve dave December 14, 2004