Cape Cod gumball machine

A sex act where a woman masturbates with a live lobster and it lays eggs inside of her vagina. Then, you begin eating her out while simultaneously punching down on her uterus, launching the lobster eggs out of her vagina and into your mouth.

“Man, I’m not feeling too good after Sarah gave me a Cape Cod gumball machine”

by Man from Nantucket July 31, 2023

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

by Sexydimma November 10, 2017

mathism

Mathism, a religion where the laws of math must be applied into your daily life

Some of your deities include the gods of sine and cosine and the goddesses of secant, cosecant, tangent, and cotangent.

Mathists also celebrate the occurences of numbers like e, pi, and 10 in the politics, culture, and other worldly things

My teacher is a mathist. I've seen him pray to the trig gods when he made a mistake on trig problem

by Superior Archont March 28, 2005

sex machine

More often than not, a male, who without thought or feelings mindlessly pursues women for sexual gratifacation.He eats sleeps and drinks sex. A one trick pony!

Vinny had sex with three different women last night, what a sex machine he is!

by BFCDGF PAMELA AND CAROL October 14, 2007

tyrann mathieu

a SEXY 5'9 starting cornerback for #1 college football team LSU. he goes by nicknames TM7 and of course the HONEY BADGER. One of the best players at LSU. Up for a heisman. Failed a Drug test for smoking weed and got suspended from the Auburn game.

You: Who is Tyrann Mathieu?
Me: Cornerback for LSU, yahh know... the HONEY BADGER
You: why do they call him the honey badger?
Me: because he don't give a shit. He just takes what he wants!

by sks18 October 26, 2011

hype machine

a video game or movie that may or may not be good, but generates a very large amount of hype before it's release.

Gears of War for the Xbox 360 and the last 5 Star Wars movies were hype machines.

by spartan084 November 27, 2006

MACHI

Taiwanese hip-hop group of 5 members. Jeff Huang, Andrew Chou(aka Machi DiDi), Kenny Chou, Edward Huang, and Nicky Lee. Jeff was originally in the group LA Boyz, an extremely famous hip-hop group, until they disbanded after releasing 12 albums. All of them are American born, and related to each other as in the group's namesake. MACHI raps in Taiwanese, which is more prominent than Mandarin in the Asian rap scene. Hailing from the Irvine, CA area, they currently in Taiwan. After releasing their second album, Machi plans to release their third album soon.

"Yo, I got tickets to see Machi this weekend!"
"Yeah, they rock!"

by kquad May 9, 2005