Markus Ådnanes

A very hot boi. Stronk. He is gamer. yes. He may be abit too chonky but it ok.

Look a Markus Ådnanes

by OliveSeal March 10, 2021

Marcos Llorente

Llorente is a sexy beast who destroys every team he plays against. He's also won La Liga with Atletico Madrid, the best foootball team in history.

Moh : Did you watch Marcos Llorente vs Liverpool? He literally analled their whole team
Dan : Fuck off and let me eat my peels in peace

by llorenteisasexybeast June 10, 2021

marcos

it is when you got swindled so bad you gaslight yourself into thinking you didn't get swindled.
Marcos Jr, son of the infamous thief/part-time dictator Marcos Sr. and Imelda Marcos, is now running for president of the Philippines and Filipinos ARE STILL supporting him.

"Dude, I got this shirt for 500$!"
"that's so expensive man"
"Just see the price tag next year, it'll be 1000$ then!"
"holy shit you just marcosed yourself."

by memes4dutertardz October 18, 2021

Marius Smecherul

Popular pacanele streamer from Romania. He uses large sums of money on shit zeus and tries to win iphone 13 but fails.

Marius Smecherul is the best pacanele streamer. He has his ways with the machines

by Cabraloco January 5, 2022

Marius

The type of person who is very polite and unapproachable at first, but when you get to know him, he's an evil nerd who has huge potential to be a super villain. He's obsessed with cat, and has a very weird definition of cute.

Don't annoy Marius, he'll end you!

by Thiscatgirldoesntlikeyouatall March 23, 2022

Marius von Hagen

I WANT TO BREED HIM TO THE SPEED OF SOUND

marius von hagen: hi miss
me: LET ME LAP AT YOUR FAT COCK PLEASE

by mommycumdumpslut April 12, 2022

Macussy

The pussy of a Minecraft Magma Cube. Usually very hot and harsh to any outside materials.

"Yo I just smashed that Macussy in the Nether."
"I had a good night last night smashing that Macussy."
"Ay I burnt my dick on that Macussy."

by pizzapig795 June 30, 2022