Order impaired

the ability to loose your IQ or most of it at the moment of ordering food.

this can be more accentuated if the person taking the order is a female waitress

waitress: hi what would you like to order

himmy: ahhhh, mmmmm, uuuhhhh, no no wait.

waitress: oh i see you are an order impaired person its ok.

by zequimos December 19, 2011

Hand Imported

Imported by hand from a single person vs a company.

"My car air fresheners are hand imported from New York."

by Mashlahoney February 24, 2012

Intermission Impossible

the sudden realisation that it would be impossible to make it to the intermission of some kind of theatrical production

within the first 10 minutes of Witches of Eastwick I figured 'Intermission Impossible', and had to figure out an escape plan

by Peter Greenwall March 18, 2013

Aderall improv

When you have a live preformance, but you took at least 70mg of either adderall or vyvanse the night before, and you are so wired you add or make up lines on the spot usually a great preformance.

Teach:"You have your script memorized?"
you:"I'm good don't worry about it, this is going to be Aderall improv scene!"

by Zandor March 24, 2016

First Impressionist

The type of person who absolutely excels at first impressions, but is usually actually a bit of a twat beneath this thinly construed surface. He or she will greatly impress people and gravitate attention on first meetings, as onlooking witnesses who know them better suppress the deep annoyance this causes.

- Oh my, look how Nathan is just raking in all the attention from those girls.
- It makes my blood boil. How can they not see he is such a raging twat.
- Well, he exudes all that confidence and genuinely believes his own bullshit.
- Yeah he's definitely a First Impressionist, big time.

by marcalite July 16, 2016

Chicken imposter

When an American tries to put chicken in pasta and an Italian gives a disgusted look and says never.

Stefania: "is that chicken in your pasta?"
Fiona: "yes it is delicious"
Stefania: "that's a chicken imposter"

by Foxman December 10, 2016

corporate imperialism

It is the business take-over of big rich countries over small poorer countries.

The USA corporate imperialism of greedy business in small countries has weaken the smaller poorer countries of Latin America, Africa, and Southern Asia. This must be stopped!!

by The Great Distracto May 1, 2017