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Definitions by zequimos

Order impaired 

the ability to loose your IQ or most of it at the moment of ordering food.

this can be more accentuated if the person taking the order is a female waitress
waitress: hi what would you like to order

himmy: ahhhh, mmmmm, uuuhhhh, no no wait.

waitress: oh i see you are an order impaired person its ok.
Order impaired by zequimos December 19, 2011

Bad Behavior Enabler 

Something that every guys dreams to become for his "goody two shoes", straight A next door neighbor.
"Look at that nerdy girl carrying her books from Bible lesson, I would luv to be her "BBE" (Bad Behavior Enabler)
Bad Behavior Enabler by zequimos November 7, 2011