Order impaired

the ability to loose your IQ or most of it at the moment of ordering food.

this can be more accentuated if the person taking the order is a female waitress
waitress: hi what would you like to order

himmy: ahhhh, mmmmm, uuuhhhh, no no wait.

waitress: oh i see you are an order impaired person its ok.
by zequimos December 18, 2011
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Bad Behavior Enabler

Something that every guys dreams to become for his "goody two shoes", straight A next door neighbor.
"Look at that nerdy girl carrying her books from Bible lesson, I would luv to be her "BBE" (Bad Behavior Enabler)
by zequimos November 07, 2011
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