Fucked up funny

Laughing at a tragic accident,Causing people to think you are sick and fucked in the head.

"We saw a video of a car crash and when we saw the two passengers fly out of the windows like rag dolls,We we're rolling on the floor laughing!"

"Dude,that's fucked up funny!

by PLATINUM RyDER November 3, 2010

get fucked by a futa day

every july 20th is "get fucked by a futa day" where any futa may ask to fuck you and shall do so with consent

yo today is get fucked by a futa day but not a single one has asked me

by bored communist July 19, 2022

Shit House Fucked Up

Adj. Used to describe one who is particularly intoxicated, specifically due to alcohol consumption.

Dude, I see two of everything... Pass me another beer I'm getting shit house fucked up and having sexual intercourse with the least attractive woman here. High five!!!

by Rusty Dalton August 24, 2008

fucked out

To have prevented or been prevented from doing or getting something. Also, a general state of things.

I totally got fucked out of that job by a lower bidder.

You're gonna be fucked out when I steal all your marijuana plants.

Traffic is fucked out.

You fucked us out by not showing up today.

by pukenet February 26, 2010

not to be fucked with

when someone is so bad ass, you can't even fuck with them

Nate Garner is so hot he's not to be fucked with

by Lolo501 July 24, 2015

fucked up like polio

To be in gross overconsumptioin of alcohol, drugs, or other mind altering substances to the point that one may require the use of crutches to walk.

I got really trashed last night, I was fucked up like polio.

by Cronnick January 27, 2004

fucked-in-half

see shithoused

really really drunk

Jack came over to the party and he was already fucked-in-half!

by JackHammer November 22, 2004