facedy

An appendage for adjectives used to describe someone's face.

I was aghast when I stumbled upon my ex-boyfriend's facebook page. His face was huge. He was all big-facedy.

Lindsay Lohan is freckle-facedy.

Dawn is all doll-facedy.

by Nikstar Galactica January 4, 2010

faced the fire

When one hooks up with, or more specifically, goes down on a red haired person, i.e. a ginger, or fire crotch.

He removed his pants and before I knew it, I had faced the fire.

by GendelA August 31, 2010

facedad

A non-blood-relative listed on facebook as your father. (See also, facefamily)

Kyle: Who's that guy? That's not your dad, is it??
Kerry: Haha! No, that's just my friend Si. He's my facedad.

by A J Dinny November 25, 2010

Facial Dusting

Shaving at a point in puberty where proper facial fair is yet to develop, only 'bum fluff' however it is still necessary to shave to remove this 'hair'. As it is not a proper shave it can only be refered to as facial dousting as all the fluff and dust like hair on your face is being removed, hence the phrase facial dusting.

I need to do some facial dusting

by flamboyant_filip March 24, 2011

Facedumpster

Facedumpster: a person who stalks another friend on facebook by commenting repeatedly on there status or comment wall posts.

Guy: i just got some new combat boots, awsome!
Facedumpster: "I agree only cuz guys in combat boots are uber attractive... Lol for me"

by davestj July 7, 2011

FaceDeuce

The act of posting on FaceBook whilst on the toilet shitting.

The meaning of life came to me on the crapper, so I FaceDeuced it.

by Das Mason September 10, 2011

Facedurbation

The act of masturbating over someone's Facebook pictures. Usually carried out by stalkers, obsessives and criminally insane sexual predators.

Facedurbation in the library is frowned upon

by museicman February 26, 2012