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A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.
by JoeyBomm July 27, 2020
Get the carpet miner mug.A pair of pants that are worn as a cape, either when drunk, when mistaking ones neck for legs or when improvising for the lack of a cape.
Ben: "Scott are you wearing your pants around you neck?"
Scott: "Danadandandan Pants cape"
Ben: "Pants Cape?"
Scott: "Pants cape!"
Scott: "Danadandandan Pants cape"
Ben: "Pants Cape?"
Scott: "Pants cape!"
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Spends his entire life playing video consoles that half the world has not heard of and claims he is the best when playing with his friends, who barely know the game.
A drunken homo who thinks he is living the dream, but spends his money down the same pub drinking with the same people every night after a pathetic day's work.
He generally sleeps in the van hanging from the night before because he fucking useless.
In fact he is not any good when he is sober hence the drinking, because facing the reality of being a loser is to much for a person of his weakness.
A frail and scared little man that could fall over at the sight a door mouse.
Can't really see the point of this creature.
Guess they broke the mould with this ridiculous being.
If you come across one, just ignore it, it has nothing to offer you at all.
Would rather talk to road kill.
Spends his entire life playing video consoles that half the world has not heard of and claims he is the best when playing with his friends, who barely know the game.
A drunken homo who thinks he is living the dream, but spends his money down the same pub drinking with the same people every night after a pathetic day's work.
He generally sleeps in the van hanging from the night before because he fucking useless.
In fact he is not any good when he is sober hence the drinking, because facing the reality of being a loser is to much for a person of his weakness.
A frail and scared little man that could fall over at the sight a door mouse.
Can't really see the point of this creature.
Guess they broke the mould with this ridiculous being.
If you come across one, just ignore it, it has nothing to offer you at all.
Would rather talk to road kill.
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