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Love Child

The politically correct form of bastard in its original sense of an illegitimate offspring. The two words are often joined together for the phrase "bastard love child", a common setup of humorous analogies.
1. Gary and Sue had a love child, but they still haven't gotten married or even moved in together.

2. Dr. Pepper is the Bastard Love Child of Coke and Root Beer, and I will die by those words.
by Fritz1776 April 22, 2019
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Minecraft Child

That minecraft child that nobody really knows in school but somehow you see him everywhere and think he's your cousin
Josh: Oh hey it's that Minecraft Child.

Chris: Yeah I see him everywhere.
by Yelan April 15, 2021
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Walkerton Wild Child

The act of performing anal sex with a pregnant woman, in which the anal thrusting is so vigorous that labor is induced and the child is born. Note that it is recommended that the woman be in the reverse cow-girl orientation, so that her afterbirth does not contaminate the man's stomach.
With his pregnant wife two weeks overdue, Mr. Schmidt saved the day by performing the Walkerton Wild Child on an emergency room bed.
by BillGibbons April 28, 2011
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i have 17 children

"YES, i have 17 children"
by ive been busy May 2, 2018
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A Whole Child Ago

A phrase to describe an event that has 18 years or more ago.
"Wow..it's hard to believe he died almost a whole child ago."
by MysteriousCanteloupe November 20, 2018
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You have stolen my dreams and my childhood!

Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.
Greta: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD!
Politicians: ...?
by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN November 4, 2020
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Children

A young human. What did you expect, me to diss them for acting their age? Of course not, that's ageist and disrespectful. All they are is our offspring. Dont like em? To bad, ya had sex which is only done for reproduction. So be a help to society and teach your children how to be productive members of society. Cuz its your fault if they grow up being spoiled brats who are dependent on you.
Its hilarious watching Bob's children play
by MrMrMemeyGuy August 21, 2017
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