Allergy Bumps

The annoying, large raised bumps on your skin(usually on the legs or arms, but if you're a streaker, it can be OTHER places as well), that are symptoms of an allergy to a nearby object. Allergy bumps itch like hell, and are impossible to resist scratching, only further irritating the affected area.

The average allergy bump is notably larger than a zit, but about half the size of a dime.

Mom: Oh, sweetie, why are you scratching there?
Kid(allergic to cats): It's just Allergy Bumps, I'm fine. I ran into a cat on my way home, so it's really itchy.
Mom: Put some lotion on, it helps keep you from scratching it.

by your mother is ugly September 19, 2011

mast bumping

1. Occurs during the act of sexual intercourse when the penis slips out of the vagina and subsequently bumps into another part of the body, causing discomfort and requiring immediate correction.

My dick fell out of my girlfriend, mast bumping her thigh on the next stroke. Man, that hurt.

by Some dude47678 May 20, 2014

front bumps

UK term for boobs,tits etc.

Did you see her? Top front bumps.

by Gr@h@m July 30, 2007

bump the stump

A term for bumping fists.

When I saw Ray at the club, I held out my fist and told him to bump the stump.

by JRB55 September 15, 2010

jew bump

Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.

"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"

by herg'mgurk July 19, 2015

bump-hump

A dance with someone you would fuck, or with whom you would otherwise enjoy pubic area contact while dancing.

I would never bump-hump my mom or dad. Any pubic area contact while dancing with either one would gross me out.

by Sadie Salacious May 4, 2014

Bandgeek Bump

The act of bumping your teammate in Rocket League

I was Bandgeek bumped during the game.

by carsoccerguy February 26, 2022