where the fuck are you

Meaning, where are you but in a frustrated or angry way.

Hey, where the fuck are you?!

by Flower456 May 20, 2017

When...

When you see a picture that you are going to add a funny comment to and it starts with when

When... the bootys so good that you have to take a moment and of silence

by Pussy696969696969 March 10, 2016

when did i ask

A person that has no friends and is trying to do a good comeback. *Tom Horne* cough cough

Me: when do we have maths
Tom Horne: When did I ask
Also Tom Horne in his head: Why didn't anyone yell "oooooooooooh" with me?

by Merco-_- April 22, 2020

Where da Boobies At?

A phrase you say to your pal to find out where the females are at.

Guy#1: Mannn, Where da Boobies At?
Guy#2: Not here dude, let's dip.

by Chadillacc October 22, 2008

Where the lie tho?

When someone says something accurate or the truth that cannot be denied.

"This place looks like a bull has stormed through it"
"Where the lie tho?"

"That guy looks like Obama"
"Where the lie tho?"

"They sing like a frog in blender"
"Where the lie tho?"

by SophayLavender June 2, 2015

When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play

An expression referring to a married couple having sex while their kid is at a friend's house, or at school, or a sleepover, etc.

Fish: Dude what happened?

Mike: I walked in on my parents having sex and my mom looked at me and said, "When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play."

by Alfred Miller September 27, 2009

Where's my cookie?

Whiny expletive used in desperation when all the reasons to enjoy one's job or situation appear to have been taken away from you by a manager or supervisor in a overbearing exercise of 'parental control'.

Super: So, you'll deal only with Tough Love Inc, Bastard Enterprises and You're Screwed Airline from now on and I'll take on the two new accounts of Tropical Island Bikini's and Lush Paradise Landscapes - OK?

Worker: I know that we all have to deal with crap around here, but there is usually something to make it worthwhile, where's my cookie?

by Philbee September 8, 2008