Water sausage

A big fat wriggly otter

Oh look at that huge water sausage! It's so slippery and wet!

by Furry Schnoodle April 13, 2019

naughty water

A strong alcoholic beverage, usually having 'naughty' connotations. Eg. Absinthe, Vodka, Whiskey

Would you like some naughty water, be careful it's quite strong?

by Mr. YOLO January 17, 2014

offering a drowning man a glass of water

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008

waterhead

Originaly slang for someone who is Hydrocephalic , but which has now come to refer to any severe idiot or retarded individual.

Jones you mindless waterhead, how many times do I have to tell you not to stick the plastic bag over your head and play astronaut?!

by Stephen Daedalus July 5, 2007

Water

The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet

EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART

GO PLANET!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

by Captain Planet Summoner January 27, 2005

Jason Waterfalls

The first line of the chorus to a popular TLC song according to most milenials...

"Don't go Jason Waterfalls.. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to."

"You're singing it wrong bb! Those aren't the lyrics!"

"Idc.. Not just about this, Idc about anything..."

by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel July 15, 2016

whale watcher

Person who likes to watch fat chicks out of his window

"Owen quit watching fat chicks out the window, you stupid whale watcher!

by dutch10 November 16, 2006