Twat Opossum

a twat that loooks so f*ed up that it looks like a opossum

also used as an insult

hey, fred!

Hey twat opossum

by aj wellman February 22, 2010

twat floppin

To wing it.

To perform an act, such as to give a speech, without the usual preparation. To improvise or ad-lib.

Fuck this shit i didn't study i'm twat floppin it.

by jfreakzach April 11, 2010

twat cane

The standard male penis or one that has a deviating angle towards the head.

She always has extraordinary orgasms due to her husband’s genetically perfect twat cane.

by Koeito August 2, 2023

Twat Chat

Chatting through direct messages on Twitter.

Theresa: Man, Vivian keeps twat chatting me!
Vivian: Twat chat is fun!

by Cynthia9512Vivian April 22, 2014

twat ear

someone who's ear has a remarkable resembelance to the female genetalia.

"Do you like that Ms. Blann woman" said Dave.
"NO" replied Louie, "shes a total twat ear".

by Juan 12 November 8, 2007

Twat Plates

(noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.

Examples of 'twat plates':

A55 HO7E
N0 P3N15
5AGGY VA91NA

by Just_Tom September 11, 2010

Twat wafflery

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.

John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.

by Pink Cherries March 15, 2021