Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Cynthia9512Vivian

Kermencement

Kermit's 2025 speech at U of Maryland College Park

It's time for the kermencement .

Person 1: I dreamed about an alien. Wait, maybe it was a robot.
Person 2: it was probably an alibot.

When someone forces you to look at something disgusting.

I was face violated when I saw my parents having sex.

Theresa: Man, Vivian keeps twat chatting me!
Vivian: Twat chat is fun!

In math class, I was brain browsing about the weekend.

A friend with whom you only fool around.

George and I never hang out; he is my scamming mate.

I drank so much soda; now I have the face farts.