Mexican toaster

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure

My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Disgusted toast

A fine you tuber with a 1000iq brain

Me: Did you watch sykunno getting beaten by Disgusted toast in that amoung is vidio
Urban dictionary: yeah

by Ramenlion September 16, 2020

Texas Toaster Strudel

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Return to Sender, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening

Dude 1: Bro I fucked this country girl and busted in her. She got so wet she came and shot my cum back all over me.

Dude 2: Bro you're The Pillsbury Doughboy cause you just made a Texas Toaster Strudel

by DJRoms December 3, 2020

French Toast

When you pour syrup in her vagina and dip your french toast in it. After, always clean up by eating the syrup

“Hey babe, can you serve me french toast tomorrow morning?”
“Only if you make me sausage after”

by Hampton Grey April 3, 2021

Lack Toast and Taller Rent

When your landlord increases the rent on your condominium to the point that you don't even have the money to buy a toaster.

My landlord just increased the rent on my condo, now I can't afford that fancy new smart toaster I've been waiting to buy. I guess you could call this predicament "lack toast and taller rent".

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021

Listen to a movie

What you say to your girl. When one of you goes the the others house. Saying " What movie should we listen to?" mean that person has plans to something else (kissing, sex and other acts, etc) while the movie is playing.

Jim: " ya so me don't ask me what happens in Rogue One . Karen and I just listened to the movie (Listen to a movie) on our date."
Anthony: "Duuuuuude. You're sick."

by Qing Wa January 4, 2017

goes home to a cactus

when you go home to your pet cactus, and end up having more ‘fun’ then expected

when she’s alone she goes home to a cactus

by harrysupperrighttit November 16, 2020