purple guy

purple guy is such a sigma male. he rids the world of all the beta children and uses their soul remnants to make better animatronics. purple guy has a sigma male trillionaire grindset. i wish i could be like purple guy one day.

by p.p. erect January 22, 2022

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Your not that guy

"Your not that guy" is what you say when someone tries to act better than they really are and imitate someone. If they fail horribly, you tell them "Your not that guy".

Jim: Bro look im Steph Curry
*misses shot*
Bill: Your not that guy

by bzbbaybwufey hb9y March 21, 2022

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Rye Guy

Simply put, a rye guy is a guy with an affinity for rye, particularly rye bread.

Don't talk shit about rye guys.

Julian: "wow nick is such a rye guy"

Eric: "wow lmao isn't that just like a soy boy"

Julian: "Don't talk shit about rye guys."

by buttgoblin March 26, 2019

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is this guy for real

What you ask other people when you hear something so stupid, you cannot properly comprehend it

English teacher: You're grammar could be improved.
Me: Is this guy for real?

by Pie Stealer January 10, 2015

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Guy manicure

A guy's manicure. Involves cleaning out fingernails out using a switchblade or pocketknife. Not for most women. Women who can do a guy manicure usually score higher with men on a coolness-factor. All guy manicures are self-performed. Never, ever, ask for a guy manicure from someone else.

-FB chat-
Girl 1:Whatcha doing?
Guy 1:Giving myself a manicure.
Girl 1:Cool, what do you use?
Guy 1:My switchblade. It's a guy manicure.

by Scizor May 16, 2012

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Duck Guy

Some duck from the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared series that constantly has the worst things happen to him.

He has a bowling ball fetish...

He also has a penis named Morgan...

Person 1: You remember in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5, when the Duck Guy got-
Person 2: I'd rather not..

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

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