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sleep texting

The act of texting while asleep. Usually occurs when you're drunk or when drunk and emotional friends text you in the middle of the night. There is no recollection of the texting in the morning.
Chick: I know I was drunk, but I can't believe what you said in your text to me last night!
Dude: Get out! I didn't text you last night
Chick: Yeah, you did!
Dude: Damn....I must have been sleep texting...uhhh what did I say??
by TPitts September 25, 2008
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da vinci sleep

noun: When one experiences eratic sleep, consising of a series of short naps instead of a long block of sleep. Named after Leonardo Da Vinci, who supposedly slept in such a manner.
Guy: Why are your eyes red?

Guy2: This week has been tough, i'm on da vinci sleep here!
by Pepsi X-Treme August 11, 2005
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Sleep Driving

Driving a motor vehicle with the seat reclined all the way back so that the driver's head is difficult to see in the car.
Tito: Yo man, there ain't nobody driving that car over there...
Rashad: Yes there is fool, he be sleep driving!
by Static1432 September 22, 2009
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sleeper hold

The woman pushes in on the prostate (from the taint region) while performing oral sex until the man ejaculates. The man then eats a handful of Twizzlers and passes out.
Liz and I were going at it last night, then she put me in the sleeper hold and I didn't wake up until noon.
by Sarge Ent March 29, 2010
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Sleeping Badger

to engage in the sexual act with a sleeping partner, and attempt to finish before said partner wakes up.
"I woke up first and gave her the ole Sleeping Badger!
by sealspider1 January 17, 2009
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sleeping sanchez

when you dont like someone, to revenge them you wipe your ass with their pillow and then put a pillow case on top of it so they dont see the skid marks but they smell shit all night
he pissed me off so bad i gave him a sleeping sanchez!
by sexyava June 7, 2011
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subway sleeping bag

Sitting between two guys in FUBU jackets on the subway. (Saturday Night Live, 5/7/11)
I got a nice nap on my way home because Jerome and Tyrone made a nice subway sleeping bag for me.
by funkypeepz June 1, 2011
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