God's Cock

(Adj.) Some find this to be a less offensive term to use, because "God Damn" is much too offensive.

(Man hits thump with hammer) "God's cock!!' I smashed my thumb!"

by JacklynHunter June 18, 2017

Shocker

A hand gesture, with sexual connotations, which stupid-American-teenagers constantly show because they think it's cool.

"Like dude, I'm so cool! Watch we flash the shocker! hur hur."

by SpaceM May 16, 2005

Team Shocker

A group of Guys from Buda/Austin, Texas. They are loved by many, and respected by all. They are known as Team Shocker because they are all champs at beer pong, smoke mad weed, and throw up the Shocker in any and all pictures.

"Team Shocker is famous in Mexico!"

by Presleyyy July 31, 2007

shocker

what i gave your mom last night

oh shit the shocker! (moaning)

by the_shock_meister December 28, 2005

Shockcocker

Fingering a girl with one fist in the butt and one fist in tha vagina and making her scream.

i gave my girl the shockcocker last night and boy did she scream

by Rollie York August 21, 2006

white shocker

When a man and a woman are having vaginal sex, and right before the man cums, he sticks his dick in her ass. This causes the women to yell with pain while not getting pregnent.

I didnt want my girlfriend to get knoked-up, so i gave her a white shocker.

by collin winget February 15, 2008

Buddha shocker

An adaptation of the shocker. Done with two fingers in the bum and one in the cunny. Derived from a picture of Buddha.

1. Holy shit! Buddha does the shocker!
2. I Buddha shockered that hoe!
3. Try the Buddha shocker, some chicks dig it.

by SHOCK-HER May 8, 2008