Chimney Steamer

A Chimney Steamer is when you rip a piping hot steamer down your neighbors chimney due to their poor lawn maintenance

If the neighbors don't cut their lawn i'm going to rip them a chimney steamer and show them!

by CobraTheAsshole7 June 16, 2019

Cleveland steamer

The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

I met her in a bar, we went back to hers, and upon turning the light on i noticed she had plastic sheets, inquisitive at first i carried on. There was some foreplay and then she shat on my chest. She asked me afterwards if i enjoyed the cleveland steamer.

by James 'Cleveland' Purchase March 7, 2007

Steamer

One that frequently collects IDs for Valve's Steam service, so that he/she may find more like minded gamers.

That guy has so many Steam friends. He's such a steamer.

by neat#2 August 23, 2011

Albanian steering wheel

When three men dutch rudder each other simultaneously.

Yo, I accidentally walked in the house and saw my roommates in the middle of an Albanian steering wheel!

by Thurgard August 23, 2017

Stanley Steamer

When a guy is banging a bitch in the asshole in a sauna. just before he nuts his goo in her he pulls out, thus leaving a gaping hole, and he then stuffs a hot rock in the cavity of poo. Quickly, while she is screaming, he then grabs the pre-placed handy 1 gallon bucket of boiling water and dumps it down her throat, not spilling a drop. At the same time he proceeds to pee on the rock surface exposed through the asshole. The bitch will have steam coming out of her ass and boiling water steam coming out of her mouth.

"Dude, she got the stanley steamer. Her shit will never be the same..."

"The last time I stanley steamed my wife, she didn't even see it coming."

by P-dub and Bald August 20, 2008

Weho steamer

wrapping your lover's chest and nether regions in saran wrap, then taking a dump and watching the steam trails run under neath the saranwrap.

After dinner and a movie, Jeff gave Beau a Weho steamer that left them both spent in delight.

by ed ainsworth January 11, 2005

Mississippi Steamer Bean

The act of putting your poop into a ziplock bag and microwaving it. Later putting it on your partners head.

Hey wanna come to my house and give each other a good ole fashion Mississippi Steamer Bean?

by German Hand Grenade October 2, 2009