jackoff sock

A sock for which the male humanoid ejaculates into when masturbating

When the contractors came over to work on my house they accidentally found my jackoff sock cuz' I forgot to hide it.

by me.....)()( March 26, 2008

Ohio Sock Bop

After making love to your partner's anus, you withdraw your penis as quick as possible, which should pull out the receving partner's rectum, resulting in a prolapsed rectum or "pink sock." Then, you find a nearby sock, and defecate into it. Having done that, you then beat or "bop" the prolapsed rectum of your partner. This is tangent of the Cleveland Steamer, hence the use of Ohio in the title.

Prisoners in the mentally unstable section of a prison use the Ohio Sock Bop as the most brutal form of shower rape.

by Kaiketto July 3, 2009

Sperm Sock

1: When your out of stuff to clean your mess after you masturbate, you go to the laundry basket and get a sock to clean it up, or if your in a bathroom and your out of toilet paper.

2: Put the sock on your penis and proceed to masturbate. It will soak it all up and you wont have to clean up. And you can add lotion for extra pleasure.

3: Vagina

1: Person 1: shit dude last night i was lonely as fuck so i jacked off for a on the toilet. i then found out i had no TP so i took off my sock and cleaned up with that.

Person 2: EWW SPERM SOCK

2: Person 1: hey do you wanna know a cool way to jack off? put lotion in a sock and use that.

Person 2: wtf?

3: Person 1: my dick was cold so i used my gf as a sperm sock.

by wowtf June 22, 2010

poppadum sock

To ejaculate into a secret sock hidden down the side of ones bed or behind the chest of drawers! Over a period of time it magically transforms into a large brittle item derriving the crisp like properties of a poppadum.

"Hurry up my mams coming put a hammer to that poppadum sock before I am forever in shame"

by danny_kc December 29, 2008

spunk sock

A sock in which a man uses to wipe up his jizz with.

My spunk sock is in use

by Bob June 20, 2003

Pink Sock Lollipop

First, you perform the pink sock to another person, male or female. Then you immediately drop to your knees and perform fellatio on the dangling mass of intestinal wall.

Man 1: I gave this chick a pink sock lollipop last night.

Man 2: Oh, how'd that shit taste.

Man 1: Oh well you obviously already know. Like shit!

by Tim Cooper August 15, 2006

dookie sock

When you dookie in a sock and proceed to beat someone with it.

In the military when someone screwed up they hold a blanket party. In that case they put a bar of soap in a sock and repeatedly beat the person with it while holding them down in the bunk with their blanket. This is the same but instead of using a bar of soap, you use dookie/poop.

by Almighty_AL March 29, 2004