Right-wing fairy tale

Any one of a number of fantastical presuppositions promulgated by the fanatical neo-con religious right in an effort to avoid honest conversation about the issues in favor of fear-mongering and disinformation of the masses. Bitches.
i.e. Trickle-down economics, USA-PATRIOT Act, Intelligent Design, survived aborted fetus, Axis of Evil, Vice President Sarah Palin, etc.

"What about the growing threat of survived aborted fetuses?"
"Like you, you brain-dead moron? Everyone knows that's just a right-wing fairy tale."

by mrbesbol October 28, 2008

far-righteous

(adj) (derog) Extreme right-wing politically and actively seeking to enshrine religiously based views into law

The far-righteous legislators are trying to legalize violence against gay people.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

royally rigged

1. Not just broken, but extremely broken
2. Something having a major glitch.

1) That exam was royally rigged. The teacher put questions on it from chapters we didn't even cover!
2) My computer is definitely royally rigged. I took it to the Geek Squad today and it has over 300 viruses on it.
3) Jack's relationshp with Cindy is royally rigged. He got drunk last weekend and slept with her best friend.

by tcufrog08 January 28, 2008

At the right time

A response to a well-pondered question that the responder thinks is a philosophical response when really is completely useless.

Jack: Hey Jill, when should I ask her out on a date?

Jill: At the right time.

Jack: When the hell is that. . .?

by §amurai April 23, 2010

Yeah, I'll get right on that

1) this is said when someone has no intention of doing anything about the matter at hand.

2) I don't know how to say it to your face, but... Fuck You

Pat: Hey man, you need to get on facebook.

Micah: Yeah, I'll get right on that.

by MicahtheDangerous June 2, 2010

nig rigged

something that has broken but has been fixed badly to work.

A: hey i though yo pipe was broke
T: naw jit i nig rigged that shit

by Da Moo Man October 1, 2006

rigid shaft

rigid shaft is the thing in a males pants in where the flabby skin becomes hard and stiff and is inmovable thus wise causing pleasure when stroke gently or pushed in and out of a hole that is pink and stinky

The man's rigid shaft was protruding from his pants and was clearly visible

by Patty December 8, 2004