Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.
ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.
ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.
by localsharkboy September 30, 2016
Get the Pussy Handsmug. When that pussy has been overused to such a point that it starts looking like a full rainbow, thus we call it that Pastel Pussy.
"Watch out dude, that girl basically has a full RGB Keyboard between her legs."
"You mean she has a Pastel Pussy?"
"You mean she has a Pastel Pussy?"
by Disturbed Aardvark April 16, 2019
Get the Pastel Pussymug. by Timmy Pitstank October 8, 2021
Get the Printer Pussymug. The female equivalent of to "Dick Down" i.e. to vigorously ride your partner until his toes curl.
A ride so intense and vicious that the adrenaline rush he experiences is comparable to falling 30,000 ft from a helicopter
A sexual encounter so ingrained into his conscience that grunt he heaves after he ejaculates will be heard within 5 mile radius
A ride so intense and vicious that the adrenaline rush he experiences is comparable to falling 30,000 ft from a helicopter
A sexual encounter so ingrained into his conscience that grunt he heaves after he ejaculates will be heard within 5 mile radius
B: Mate, let's go grab a pint
A: Nah I'm meeting up my girl tonight
B: Bro you just hung out with her last night
A: Fam she pussy pounded me into next week
I ain't missing out on that
B: Nuff said
A: Nah I'm meeting up my girl tonight
B: Bro you just hung out with her last night
A: Fam she pussy pounded me into next week
I ain't missing out on that
B: Nuff said
by Spoilednuts April 15, 2019
Get the Pussy poundmug. A dirty man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden.
by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012
Get the pussy badgermug. That miracle pussy was so good, I couldn't help but nut in it.
She got that miracle pussy tho.
You know Tracey with the ass? She got that miracle pussy too.
She got that miracle pussy tho.
You know Tracey with the ass? She got that miracle pussy too.
by JanieLanie February 8, 2021
Get the Miracle Pussymug. n.
1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving pussy. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the pussy to orgasm, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.
2. Being so obsessed that snatch is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of honeypot.
3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a vagina (clit, labia, & vulva), gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience.
4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the yoni (female genitals) as a nurturing deity containing the cradle in which all life forms.
1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving pussy. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the pussy to orgasm, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.
2. Being so obsessed that snatch is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of honeypot.
3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a vagina (clit, labia, & vulva), gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience.
4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the yoni (female genitals) as a nurturing deity containing the cradle in which all life forms.
1. Even though I'm firmly in the friendzone, my roommate Becky likes to send me a clamagram every now and then just to tease me since she knows I'm into pussy worshipping.
2. I can't stop daydreaming about pussy. Every time I close my eyes I see pussy. I think my pussy worshipping has gotten out of hand.
3. In all my fantasies, I'm giving pussy worshiping service to Becky while she's giving cock worshiping service to another guy.
4. A pussy worshipping religion seems better than Becky's cock worshipping faith.
2. I can't stop daydreaming about pussy. Every time I close my eyes I see pussy. I think my pussy worshipping has gotten out of hand.
3. In all my fantasies, I'm giving pussy worshiping service to Becky while she's giving cock worshiping service to another guy.
4. A pussy worshipping religion seems better than Becky's cock worshipping faith.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
Get the pussy worshippingmug.