platypus

a woman's vaginal area

lisa my platypus is so sore from fucking nick last night

by azn boy99 February 16, 2009

Platform

To straighten your hair using the Platform, or the Platform P2.

"Hey bz did you platform this morning?" "Yeah, did I do a good job?"

by Allama August 31, 2008

Salty Platypus

When eating a sweaty obese cunt's pussy , the "sweaty obese cunt's" fupa slowly runs down her body. Releasing all of the salty, shit smelling, moldy, slime that has been harboring in the fat rolls for many years. As the salty liquid drips down her puddling molded body, you get a fantastic taste of the marinated Zaxby's fried chicken and jigaboo cum of the obese cunt's chunky liquid.

Wow John, I can't believe that you stopped tossing my salad after I gave you some of my Salty Platypus dressing.

by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019

Perry the platypus

A very good looking thing that look like a duck thing with a fedora who destroys inator machines from doofenshmirtz.

Perry the platypus what are u doing here?
Hey wheres perry?

by Meme minecraftter 69 December 10, 2019

plate snot

A form of snot that is flat and wide, like a techtonic plate

"Wow, that's an impressive collection of plate snot you have there"

by SexyJosem January 2, 2009

Plate Whore

One who uses an excessive amount of plates for personal pleasure or for the annoyance of the dishwasher at any given restaurant/buffet.

Observer: "Josh, you're such a plate whore."

Josh: "Oh yeah I like my plates, they make eatin feel soooo goood"

by Sugarcookiencream November 23, 2009

Plateaphobia

A fear of crossing home plate

Plateaphobia is the inability to score a run in a baseball game for an extended period of time.

by Coach Slappy August 17, 2011