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gregory ryans is the filmer of batman and robin anal sexing in the middle of the taco bell in the fourth hour of the fire ants..
meanwhile the kid climbed the mountains of glakmay while fingering his buttholw in the snowy wastelands of the llamas, and then the teacher came and rescued him and put a dunce cap on him while sexually molesting his nose hole, you can call it nasal sexing. During this, the foxes reincarnation of the dharma, the god of sigma, came to attack the guitar, and takes the pen and rips the fence open and the ivory cap of life dragonforce player masturbates in a hardcore fashion.

While playing bowling with his friends that appear to be smileys but they are actually fairies and then cody mcentire came out of nowhere, screams and leaves automatically feeling pleasured and satisfired.

Meanwhile, the kid meets up with the wolves of kardonyu and then takes the mighty pen of orgasm and draws a detailed picture of barbra streisand sandwiched inbetween a whale and a dolphin getting it on. And then the anglo indonesians mutants of atlantis combine themselves from the cummy waters of white sharks and then ibuki arrives with laurent nkunda and knifes his dick and recieves ultra ultra pleasure leading to his unxpected death.

Meanwhile, the mexican indians of atlantis gathered the mighty sperm of zeus and puts it in the kids milk. The kid then drinks it and cuts out his nose hole, feeling very pleasured with orgasms, and cuts his ass into fourths so he can feed his baby koala bears of the negro league.

And then the sunday morning post of gulmee's writer drifted herself to the flames of eternal hell leading to the end of the dummy squad who was driven to become the asshole of life being the messiah of all wildabeasts, and thats why we all say today in the year of the beach boys's reign over all of earth, fuck me in the ass baby with the staff of jujitsu.
"dude he had an orgasm!"
by nicholain lauguyen January 25, 2009
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gut orgasm

state of eye-rolling back bliss for the stomach upon eating some kind of food prepared in an extraordinary manner. this state can "pert near" smoke a sexual orgasm! of course, the taste buds do play somewhat of a part in this, as they partner with the stomach to administer the 'swoon'.

"The way to a man's (probably woman's, too!) heart is through the stomach!" -this "old wive tale" makes me go, huh?? to this day; but does hold a bit of truth when eating some magic food. -a whole lot safer and cleaner too, politically as well as health-wise than sex. -we old people 'get-off' via the stomach, seeing how sex is either unavailable and/or such a pandora's box!!
barry block parked the dump truck, got him a turd on a roll; n' had him a gut orgasm!

celestina had some broccoli flavored tofu and had herself a gut orgasm

mike foolsley had him some dark chaw clit (chocolate) n' hadda him a gut orgasm!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
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orgasmic

guys are orgasmic like whoa
by untitled March 21, 2005
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orgasm

A good reason to forgive God for his sins.
-At least God have us something good; the orgasm.
by Chicago Bulls March 21, 2008
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orgasm

"I was lying in bed last night and in the middle of a dream about the little mermaid I experienced this indescribably amazing feeling."

"Was it like a sneeze, but better?"

"It wasn't an orgasm you twit, you know I like anime over Disney."

*Also see Friends.
by Right on the Left April 20, 2010
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Ruined orgasm

When a man or woman gets their lady so close to orgasm, that she's aching, moaning and tightening her pussy. But instead of finishing her off, they stop and let her suffer unfulfilled, or a ruined orgasm. Which can be painful and not very loving.
I got my girl so close to cumming , she was bucking and yelling. So, I rolled her over, kissed her and said "Sorry, I'm too tired to finish you up tonight" I sure gave her a ruined orgasm !!
by FyreSprite February 1, 2020
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Orgazmatron

A person who looks at porn and jerks off their whole life, but they cant get a girl.
1 : Stop looking at porn Orgazmatron.

2 : Jason Spector
by GooNsteR July 10, 2003
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