fuck the mashed potatoes

Slang for the act of ruining a meal for the other diners. Generally used in the context of a dinner party at a private residence, but can also apply to a meal enjoyed in a restaurant.
A more general definition applies when someone manages to spoil an event for the group by doing something very inappropriate.

Every time my girl and I double-date with James and Amy, We end up leaving early because James always manages to fuck the mashed potatoes by drinking too much and starting a screaming match with Amy about who spends to much money.

by MikeinVA January 2, 2008

jag master

one who screws up at the worst possible time.

did you see jason kidd lose the ball off his foot??
yup. jag master.

by 2014_chiguy December 9, 2006

fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

It's a really really bad curse word, Nofx sings it in the song wore out the souls of my party boots.

The laughs are no longer with us So call me Fat
Fuck geriatric punk, call me Fat Fuck geriatric
punk call me fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

by inf1nity May 14, 2008

Mashed

Inebriated by any form of drug that inhibits a 'normal' type of human perception.

I don't think I'll drive tonight, I'm too mashed.

by Julian Farrelly November 9, 2008

masterbating

ppl who cant spel b-cuz day do dis to much

ne u cyber? i "masterbate"

by Wigga May 9, 2003

foreskin master

the foreskin master is the controller of the universe. no single being can compare to the foreskin master, he is like god, only better and higher in the ranking.

matt is the foreskin master, dont argue with him or he'll place you in his foreskin.

by marvin barrs November 27, 2004

masterbatious

An individual who is so sexually attractive that one may be tempted to masterbate to thoughts of them.

Dude, that girl who sat in front of us in econ today was so masterbatious.

by PhrosTT January 17, 2006