i'm not here to fuck spiders

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"

At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!

by rahx April 9, 2015

P.I.M.A

Paid In My Absence. P.I.M.A happens to people who are bosses. Even in their absence from work he or she still gets paid.

I still got P.I.M.A even though I wasn’t at work.

by Goat4576 March 17, 2020

m'lady

Something you must say after tipping your fedora, whether it's talking to a dog, a man, or to yourself, it's proper manner.

*Tips fedora* M'lady
Such a gentleman!

by -flyingfxck- November 1, 2017

4 A.M. Miracle

An unexplainable and extraordinary even that happens around 4 a.m. where sleep deprivation erodes your internal censors and allows you to come out of yourself and create something amazing.

If it wasn't for that 4 A.M. miracle, I wouldn't have finished that paper in time for class.

by Alex LaFosta February 2, 2009

Fuck this shit I'm out

When shit gets confusing, people tend to sing this upon exiting the room.

Man Number 1: *starts talking about computer stuff*
Man Letter A: *singing* FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!!

by IDIDATHING March 5, 2016

m'dude

A colloquial pronoun used in place of "my man. " Can also be used almost interchangeably with "dude." Example: "Well m'dude, is it time to bounce or what?"

"Thanks for taking me to the airport."

"No problem m'dude! "

by MangoSlango April 15, 2017

T.M.O.C.

True Meaning of Christmas - inserting strands of decorative lights into your anal cavity, then inserting a lidless glass jar(as large as possible) mouth-side open towards the anus, turning on the lights, then standing up(as much as possible) and "birthing" the lights back into the jar, and(if successful) using extension cords to show everyone your accomplishment

Gary ate nothing but asparagus all day, so when the jar broke, his green feces mixed with the red blood and made for the best T.M.O.C. ever.

by Protatoes January 18, 2018