When the toilets in a restroom are so filthy, you choose to defecate in the trash can rather than the filthy toilet. Usually in this case it is an explosive type #2 that hits the back of the trash can and slide down resembling a large chocolate lobster.
I went in the restroom in an Iraqi restaurant, the toilets were so dirty I had to pull a chocolate lobster.
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Get the lobotomy mug.(n) Blu lobb(stur) - The most morally liberal of girls. Finding a girl who will do nearly anything in bed, with any amount of man, woman, or animal is a rare feet on par with finding a blue lobster. These ladies are henceforth dubbed blue lobsters for the seeming rarity with which they are found.
When the girl I met at the club texted me a picture of herself surrounded by three cocks and cum dripping from her chin I knew without a doubt I was dealing with a real blue lobster!
Hey Frank, I'm feeling strong tonight. Let's go find some blue lobsters and have a bukaki party!
TORETTO! TORETTO! A Blue Lobster came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? IT WAS YOU!
Hey Frank, I'm feeling strong tonight. Let's go find some blue lobsters and have a bukaki party!
TORETTO! TORETTO! A Blue Lobster came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? IT WAS YOU!
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5. super badass comic book character
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King Crab angles over to me and tries to butter me up with his beady eyes, but I knew what was coming.
"Here," he says, "put this bib on. You're gonna be my bisque tonight. I'm gonna fork you mercilessly."
I knew right then and there I was in a world of screaming hot water. Indeed, it was a veritable lobster pot with no place to hide, no place to scuttle. A cracker's world, with no bottom in sight.
"Here," he says, "put this bib on. You're gonna be my bisque tonight. I'm gonna fork you mercilessly."
I knew right then and there I was in a world of screaming hot water. Indeed, it was a veritable lobster pot with no place to hide, no place to scuttle. A cracker's world, with no bottom in sight.
by sprockethawk December 31, 2012
Get the lobster pot mug.A loboe is a moment during anal intercourse when the giving party becomes flaccid and loses their sexual desire, largely due to the receiving party's uncleanliness
I was fucking Bobert last night, but couldn't finish. I got a serious loboe when i pulled out and found my dick covered in his shit and dingleberries.
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