jizz heart 

A person, not bad, who sicerely bielieves in making everyone around them ejaculate incontrollably for no self gain.

Landon's jizz heart made everyone around him instantaiously cum in their pants. Really stopped the riot from happening.

jizz heart by freakmaster February 1, 2009

Jizz Cat 

A girl whom is attractive enough to want to jizz on but otherwise not attractive enough or too personally repulsive to develop any deeper kind of relationship or even engage in intercourse with.

Ash: "That girl over there is pretty hot man!"
Laurence: "I have a few lectures with her, she's pretty annoying but a bit of a jizz cat though."

Alex: "Would you ever date a ginger?"
Joe: "Gingers are jizz cats for me dude."

Jizz Cat by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 4, 2010

Jizz Over 9000 

1. When something is extremely hot, you jizz so much that you jizz over 9000.
Relative to the Dragonball Z reference, "His power level is over 9000!"
2. The fact that you acknowledge something is orgasmic

That picture of Kim Kardashian was so hot.
I would jizz over 9000.

Jizz Over 9000 by DJ Simulation June 9, 2011

jizz grenade 

That is, blowing a load of cum into one of the various orifices of a woman, most likely her mouth. The term was coined by the Hungarian rapper Tommy Fluor

Open your mouth, here comes the jizz grenade!

jizz grenade by DryudHaxor July 10, 2011

Jizz Boss 

Someone that’s gets bitches and gives them all jizz most commonly mistaken for gyzball

Adan is such a jizz boss but gamingpig505 is a gyzball

Jizz Boss by Kershniqball July 31, 2019

jizz slurpee 

The nastiest thing I've ever heard of

Damn Luvnuts, go easy on the jizz slurpees!

jizz slurpee by Falkan March 4, 2003

Jizz Mask 

Boil some jizz and pour it on imSucks face and then let it harden for his holloween mask.

Frank: Hey Bryan, what are u going to wear for Holloween this year?
Bryan: Umm, my dad is going to watch some gay porn and beat his dick like an Iraqi Soldier and then once hes at his fullest, hes going to blow his insane load on my face and then I'm going to let it harden overnight; its called a Jizz Mask

Jizz Mask by imSuck September 4, 2006