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Human Autocorrect

An individual who believes it is their duty to correct any misspelling or typos you make to show their superiority.
Billy: "hey dude your awesome!"

Pretentious douchebag: "It's *you're* not your dumbass."

Billy: I don't need no human autocorrect!!!!!
by TriforceofPower October 26, 2011
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Humpgut Whale

The sensation of feeling so full, you're having difficulty moving and your stomach is so bloated it is sticking out like a hump.
"Man, I'm so full I'm beached on this couch like a humpgut whale"
by geneticallyblonde December 3, 2011
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hummerblum

similar to the classic blumkin but with a twist...when a man OR woman is taking a shit and then poos a little in his or her hand then rubs it on some genitals followed by his or her partner giving oral to the now feces covered genetalia. it is so disgusting that the individual performing oral gives an involuntary hummer with their cry of disgust. this is usually followed by vomit (if performed correctly)
bro...that bitch gave me the best hummerblum! she yacked all over my stinky poop covered ball sack! it was awesome! thanks mom!
by jk miron January 7, 2012
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humains

human remains, body parts usually of murder victims.

The word was coined by Bill Allred host of the Radio from Hell show in Salt Lake City on September 6 2012, while dicussing a news story about more body parts found in Canada.
More humains we're found in Canada.

Dexter was becoming nervous about all the humains being found that were attributed to the bay harbor butcher.
by XanderHarris67 September 6, 2012
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Humaliate

To crassly subject your sometimes unknowing wife to abusive ridicule by forcing or allowing her to publicly defend your lying to her about your sexual misdeeds, as practiced by Anthony Weiner, Elliott Spitzer, Bill Clinton, Mark Sanford, Jim McGreevy and a veritable plethora of other elected officials on both sides of the aisle. "Both sides of the aisle" may be defined variously, as the specific circumstances of each case may dictate.
Anthony Weiner, along with a seemingly endless array of philandering politicians, would HUMALIATE his wife, Huma Abedin by repeatedly placing and embarrassing her in front of television cameras while continuing to lie to her and the public about his sexting and beneath contempt, twisted sexual escapades.
by Yooj October 3, 2013
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humidifier

A Humidifier is essentially a large electrical bong that makes the air moist.
its's dry in here, we need a damn humidifier.
by its_science_bitch! December 6, 2014
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humor kink

Your specific brand of humor; a weird thing that makes you laugh.
Taylor's humor kink is jokes about vaginas.
by Vaginavagina1738 October 13, 2015
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