Thor's Hammer 

When you are banging a chick and blow your load on her stomach. She is stuck there until you grab something for her to use to clean up.

"Ha! I left Thor's Hammer on some chick last night and dipped. I bet she was stuck there for awhile unable to move. I am a dick."

Thor's Hammer by Captain Andy Ghostface December 16, 2013

saucy hammer 

A saucy hammer is when the man puts his penis in the girls mouth and she gets under him. Once she's under him the man proceeds to do pushups while having his penis in her mouth.

Last night Jacob R.'s mom was horny so i gave her a saucy hammer.

saucy hammer by Ben Offenbloom May 2, 2006

hewbrew hammer 

A small jewish penis.

Ryan offered Jules his hewbrew hammer but she slapped him and ran away.

hewbrew hammer by Jokesin July 25, 2007

Hobo Hammer Kill 

1. Most commonly referred to an incident that happened in South Bend, IN. Where a few homeless people were found in an abandoned warehouse beaten to death by hammer's.

2. Gnarly or insane

Did you see that car crash that was hobo hammer kill.

Hobo Hammer Kill by Full Johnny Turk April 3, 2009

Doom Hammer

an excessively large penis.

Datlon has a Doom Hammer.

Doom Hammer by random crap6t7657 December 12, 2009

Jew Hammer 

A sock filled with coins, used for bludgeoning purposes.

"I don't know why the villain in Casino Royale used a rope to bash James Bond's nuts, he could have just used a Jew hammer."

Jew Hammer by Saint947 April 23, 2014

muddy jack hammer

when a woman puts a vibrator in her ass while being boned

I was having realations with this chick and she used a muddy jack hammer.

muddy jack hammer by j squared from mad town April 10, 2009