holy ghosting

Much like the concept of a 'phantom poop' or the opposite of a 'cream pie'. Holy Ghosting is when you cum inside somebody's butthole & that shit is so tight, it doesn't come out.

Holy Ghosting:

"Hey man, I saw you leave the bar last night with that chick. What happened?"

"Dude, she took it like a champ. Holy Ghosted that shit."

"Nice!"

by PhantomPooper December 14, 2014

Holy Trinity

Shit,shower,sleep.The best way to end a stressful day, and cleanse your body and mind.

friend:"Wanna hangout later? were all going out to the bar,its gonna be a wild night!"
me:"Nah man, I'm taking the road to the Holy Trinity tonight"

by MargeD. May 15, 2014

Holy Cross

When you slide your boner up, around and then under your belt as to conceal it from unsuspecting bystanders, resulting in a perpendicular formation between said boner and belt. Often performed through manipulation of the boner through a pants pocket, but when done professionally, direct contact can be performed inconspicuously as well.

"I had a raging boner today in class, thank god for the Holy Cross when it came time to stand up to do my presentation"

by BonerBender5000 October 3, 2008

Holy water

It's pussy that's wet and clean. From the holiest of holy.

The urban dictionary editors never get out of their "hot boxed" cubicle to get fucked by good aquafina, so they are oblivious to the fact that holy water is good wet pussy.

by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

Holy Trinity of Rock

The band RUSH.

Person: Long Live the Holy Trinity of Rock!
Another: Long Live RUSH!

by Combeferre May 10, 2014

Holy Fucking Ass Crackers

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.

Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 2, 2010

Holy Diver

One who Goes down on a nun. To preform oral sex on a women of the faith.

Yo, I was a Holy Diver last night. This nun let me go down on her.

by Dick Taint August 4, 2009