Grandpa'd

Term that refers to that little dribble of piss that totally screws up the front of your pants. It can happen as a circumstance of your boxers getting in the way or from dribble when you put away your junk. It's what happens every time your Grandpa goes to take a leak.

"Fuck! I just Grandpa'd on the front of my new dockers..."

by Aaron Stein December 17, 2003

grandads greenhouse

Weed that isn't weed-chemicalised shit

"Some total wank stain tryed to flog me some grandads greenhouse the other day"
"Isit"

by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

Grandpa´s Trout

Slang term for an old penis.

Did you see grandpa´s trout? It was huge!!

by Baigorria December 27, 2010

Grandpa Rooster

Older men who chase after younger women.

Grandpa Roosters are usually found hanging out in modern establishments while checking out the young hot chicks. They try to avoid being seen with the Old Hens (the women in their own age group).

Hey check out creepy Grandpa Rooster over there, he's been pecking around the younger chicks all night! How embarrassing!

by Blue Topaz February 27, 2011

grandpam

Grandpam is the joint word for grandpa and Grandma.

It's the short for grandparents

Misha: where are you going this weekend?

Biscuit: to my grandpam's place

by Strawberry_ September 13, 2019

Ur grandfather helicopter

Worse than ur granny tranny

Everytime this is said the world will start to end 1 minute closer

Jack:Ur granny tranny dumbass
Kevin:Is that all you got?
Jack: whats yours dumbass
Kevin: ur grandfather helicopter

*jack dies of shock*

by Pu55yGr1nder69420 March 14, 2018

Ur grandpappy a trappy

Not to be used unless in great danger as it will destroy the entirety of all space and time being.

The only time it should be used if someone harms you to a point of no return only this can cancel the harm done.

Dave - ur sister a mister
Carl - ur grandpappy a trappy
*Dave’s body is consumed and eradicated by space it’s self to the point where there is a infinite hole of agony and suffer corroding the expanding universe*

by Yeetimus the of yeet March 19, 2018