Emotional blueballs

When you really like someone and work up enough confidence to talk to them but then never get the chance.

*in head* I can do this. All I have to do is say hey and ask for their number!

Adult guardian: time to go!

*in head* oh crap... now I have emotional blueballs

by EmoHo July 22, 2018

Emotional spicyness

A mood in which you're feeling spicy.

im feeling really emotionally spicy right now. There's so much emotional spicyness, I cant even.

by Hambergerlar July 30, 2018

Emotionally disposable

when it's convenient for someone to completely disconnect from a person and be uncaring about the impact on that person

You are emotionally disposable to someome when they can cut you off from contact and conversation, and while you cry and grieve they could care less that you are crying and grieving.

by Lost in Louisiana October 5, 2018

emotional support beverage

The alcoholic beverage you drink prior to a flight, on a flight or in between flights while traveling by plane. emotional support animal, seeing-eye dog, travel companion, air travel, airplane, airport, airline, alcohol, booze, hooch, drunk, intoxicated, wasted, beverage, whiskey, bourbon, beer, vodka, flight attendant

The flight was so turbulent, when we land, I am definitely going to need an emotional support beverage.

by joecoolthefool December 11, 2018

Emotional Hitler

Someone whom emotionally murders those they come in contact with.

The way Jaylin manipulates people makes her an emotional Hitler.

by Queer baiting December 20, 2018

Emotional Jizz

When you cum from pure beauty not from being sexually aroused.

My first emotional jizz was because my dad said he loved me.

by snorlax blumpkin December 22, 2018

Emotions In the Stomach

When your best friend Violet tells you her friend Grace has a crush (it's a vague version of butterflies in the stomach), but doesn't spill the tea.

Spill the tea, Vi!

Totally random person I totally do not know: Grace is having a crisis, and I was not helpful at all.
Definitely not me: What?
Totally random person I totally do not know: She has emotions in the stomach.
Definitely not me: She has a crush?
Totally random person I totally do not know: Yes.

This is definitely not me. I'm not salty.

by NotTheDangeonMaster December 28, 2018