Controlled substance

Non playing characters

There goes another npc on controlled substances hopefully he or she has a job.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown April 1, 2025

Out of control

How people used to live before america was taken over by hypocritical communist sissy girls.

Wow, that's really out of control, I mean totally radical!

by MichaelBrown January 31, 2021

birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.

Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014

control point

A control point, also called a Cap or a point, is a key objective in team fortress 2. It is featured in many game modes, Ex: Control points, king of the hill, ect. It is also:
1. Something your bloody team won’t stand on to save their life
2. Something next to which there will be at least one level 3 sentry at all times

1. Soldier: Why is no one standing on this control point !!!
Pyro: *Chasing an invisible spy across the map*
Scout: *running around aimlessly*
Demoman: *Doing the conga with an enemy medic*

2. Engineer: I will build a damn sentry in this nearly unreachable spot, and no one will ever touch this control point again.
Enemy team: ah fuck.

by 16Geese July 22, 2022