cane tossing

It's when Lenny gets mad and tosses his cane at the dumb waitresses when they don't bring him his alcholic beverage.

"Dumb ho!, where's my margarita!" (throws cane in waitresses face)

by nohj January 30, 2004

Cained

When someone makes a rhetorical and redundant statement about a situation to seem humorous and intelligent. Instead of coming off as such, it usually reduces the intellect of the person making the statement. This is often, and efficiently done by the semi-retarded and socially inept character Horatio Caine on CSI Miami. The usual result is that the person hearing this will roll their eyes, sigh, and change the channel. Also referred to as Tautology.

Suspect #1 - " I swear I didn't touch her!"
H. Caine - "You don't have to touch someone to shoot them."
Suspect #2 - "Shit, dude... you just got Cained!!"

by the Den of Iniquity May 11, 2010

[Candy Cane]

When a man ejaculates inside a woman who is on her period. When he pulls out, his penis resembles a candy cane.

John and Jane were feeling festive after their Candy Cane creation that night.

by Capn Innuendo January 18, 2009

candy cane

A turd that has the red stripe from the hemroid while it came out.

Man I pinched a candycane off in the toilet you better stay out of there for a while!

by scott January 17, 2004

Cannella'd

Waking up in ANYPLACE other than your own dwelling with an old man present and your pants missing.

PERP: man i woke up this morning and i was at some old dudes house on his couch and my pants were off it was crazy, i have no idea how i got there, but my ass REALLY hurts!

FRIEND: MAN! YOU GOT CANNELLA'D!!

by U.S.S. NZ1SNA March 30, 2009

Candy Cane

In particularly African American urban culture, a candy cane is referring to a marijuana joint laced with fermaldehyde. also see "wet"

Wanna light up a muthafuckin' candy cane, dogg,...
Naw, dood, I'm straight....

by Doug Quaid December 29, 2007

candy cane

Noun. A candy cane is a very gothic practice in which a male will masturbate and as he ejaculates, he cuts his penis with a blade to make it bleed and incidentally create a candy cane.
Verb. To candy cane is to carry out this gruesome practice and is often a fun alternative to circle jerks

Hey dude you wanna go can candy cane my dick tonight.

by Faraz M. May 1, 2008