Cannella'd

Waking up in ANYPLACE other than your own dwelling with an old man present and your pants missing.

PERP: man i woke up this morning and i was at some old dudes house on his couch and my pants were off it was crazy, i have no idea how i got there, but my ass REALLY hurts!

FRIEND: MAN! YOU GOT CANNELLA'D!!

Cannella'd by U.S.S. NZ1SNA March 30, 2009

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The Cannella

The act of fingering the ass hole of a drunk desperate hoe in a club with no lubricant in an attempt not to get thrown out

Brian almost completed The Cannella but failed as he was caught and made to leave

The Cannella by Insomnia-man April 13, 2016

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Cannella

Deriving from the Italian for "Cinnamon". It is also a Sicilian surname, deriving from the Prizzi region in Palermo, Sicilia.

A very powerful surname it is.

Fortune 500 employer: "I see that you're a Cannella."

The Cannella: "Yes Sir."

Fortune 500 employer: "You're hired."

Cannella by SPQR1 August 3, 2009

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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