Cannella'd

Waking up in ANYPLACE other than your own dwelling with an old man present and your pants missing.

PERP: man i woke up this morning and i was at some old dudes house on his couch and my pants were off it was crazy, i have no idea how i got there, but my ass REALLY hurts!

FRIEND: MAN! YOU GOT CANNELLA'D!!

Cannella'd by U.S.S. NZ1SNA March 30, 2009

The Cannella 

The act of fingering the ass hole of a drunk desperate hoe in a club with no lubricant in an attempt not to get thrown out

Brian almost completed The Cannella but failed as he was caught and made to leave

The Cannella by Insomnia-man April 13, 2016

Cannella 

Deriving from the Italian for "Cinnamon". It is also a Sicilian surname, deriving from the Prizzi region in Palermo, Sicilia.

A very powerful surname it is.

Fortune 500 employer: "I see that you're a Cannella."

The Cannella: "Yes Sir."

Fortune 500 employer: "You're hired."

Cannella by SPQR1 August 3, 2009