hostess cake

A corner-store treat that can be utilized for several purposes, including as bait for an overweight person.

Mama: Get yo' fat ass up and do some laundry!
Child: Hell, no! Get the fuck outta my face, biotch!
Mama: I'll give you a twinkie.
Child: ok.

by Courtney_Smith September 28, 2004

Christmas Cake

What date does Christmas fall on every year? You guessed it, the 25th. And let's just say you enjoy a cake on Christmas. Hypothetically, if you're supposed to eat that cake on Christmas day and no one does, what is the logical thing to do with it? Right again, THROW IT OUT! A Christmas Cake is a 26+ year old female who has passed her prime. Signs that you have encountered a Christmas Cake are children, Hollister clothing, 19 year old best friend, 1997 Saturn SL1 w/ sun roof, etc. You get the point. See also cougar.

"Dude, I went to some party on campus last night. It was pretty lame. I thought there would be a lot of fresman hotties, but instead it was swarming with Christmas Cakes!"

by Jason Calkins November 10, 2008

caking

the act of shooting up steroids to the point when your muscles literally burst out of your shirt. makes small girls sit on your lap. testicles often drop as a result.

boy: dang he has huge muscles
girl: duh hes obviously caking i mean look at shaniqua sitting on his lap...

by laliah January 18, 2009

Cake-Face

One who cakes her face with make-up.

I would never kiss that cake face. I might get her cakey goo all over me.

by Greg Travers January 14, 2004

sweet cakes

The breasts and ass of an attractive women

Dam, look at her sweet cakes!

by SweetyBear January 26, 2011

cake mixing

flirting, whispering sweet nothings on the phone

Look at Angele cake mixing with John

by cakemixer January 10, 2008

Cake Wreck

Any cake made and decorated by a professional bakery that is unintentionally sad, funny, ugly, creepy, and/or dirty, but generally in an amusing way.

The error could be ugly decorating, misspelled or incorrect words, errors in grammar, etc.The only real guideline for a Cake Wreck is that it was made in a professional bakery, and is messed up in some way.

1: I told them I wanted my cake to say "happy birthday Chris!" in orange, but they wrote the phrase
"happy birthday Chris in orange!" right on my cake! It's a cake wreck.

2: I saw this cake at a bakery that was supposed to have Santa on it, but it looked more like a pile of bird poo with a cherry on it! What a Cake Wreck.

3: I saw the funniest Cake Wreck on cakewrecks.com! It was soooooo hideous.

by Dream-Wings December 5, 2009