blast

(to) shit.
(to blast a dookie)

-to blast a dookie.
-i gotta blast.
-holy fucking shit, she just blasted all over his fucking face!

by peter January 26, 2005

blast a urine

similar to blast a dookie, this word refers to urinating instead of excreting solid waste

Open up, slut, I gotta blast a urine!

by Sánchez February 20, 2005

Baja Blast

THE BEST, type of mountain dew!

Person one: "Hey is that Baja Blast?" Person two: "Yeah why?" Person one: "Because I wanted to know if I could have a sip?" Person two: "Sure, but a small one." Person one: "Thanks, man." *chugs whole can* Person one: "Here." Person two: "Thanks." "tries to take a sip" Person two: "AW, FUCK YOU!"

by MasterSizzlin32 April 16, 2019

blanton

a bdsm term for when you want a candle filled with melted candle wax shoved into your ear.

oh harder harder harder fucktard oh god just give me a blanton already quit with the foreplay already and give me that fucking blanton already!!!

by daky182 May 18, 2011

strawberry blast

when a girls squirts blood on your face while you are eating her out.

My friend was eating her Girlfriend out and she pulled a strawberry blast on him. He dumped her the next day.

by Michael Jordan December 27, 2004

Blart

A blasting fart. The sound can be described as trumpet-like... loud, high-pitched and choppy.

After a big chili dinner, I was kept up all night by my lover's gunshot blarts and my bedroom now smells like beans.

by KVC-KillMePlease July 7, 2008

Blarting

The act of a male and female chest being pressed togeter making a seeming flatulent sound. Usually done during intercoarse.

The two lovers were wrestling when the boobs where pressed against the chest of the male the male mistankenly thought the woman had farted but was really blarting.

by the lovers April 27, 2009