Pissing like a bat

When a member of the male race, usually in an alcohol enhanced state enters a foreign toilet either without light or is unable to find the light switch, he develops the innate ability to urinate with extreme accuracy,(in some case's more so than if he was aided by illumination), using only the sound produced by his strong and mighty stream against the unsuspecting water, and an initially well placed shot and thus pissing into the bowl while avoiding the walls much as a bat would fly around a cave.

Toilet guest one: Good news or bad news first?
Toilet guest two: Good
One: The toilet has heated floors
Two: whats the bad?
One: theres a leak and the light is blown
Two: ... Oh seams pissing like a bat isnt my forte.
One: o.0

by morefeind May 15, 2011

Home-Run Bat

Possibly the most useful item in the Super Smash Bros. series. It can send an opponent flying off the stage, yet only do 25%. If an opponent has over 20-30% damage, the bat will kill them. Can also be thrown and do quite a bit of damage. Mostly used in Home-Run contest but is also used in multiplayer.

1- shit that home-run bat killed all three opponents!
2- ima home-run bat yo ass.

by MaximumOverdrive January 20, 2009

big-bat baseball

big-bat baseball is when a small group of friends or just people play baseball but with twisted rules. these rules include pitchers mound to home or 1st base... force out to 2nd or 3rd... depeneding on players 2-3 outs, the pitch count will go up to 8 balls and 3 strikes, also u do not use regulation size field u use wut ever looks pretty good distance, equipment includes a mark mcgwire vortex bat and a tennis ball, homeruns are past the fire hydrant and if it bounces onuce and then goes psat it is a triple bounces more then once n goes past = double. when running bases the player must stop when the pitcher gets it (not completly just dont keeping running bases). last rule have fun and remember jeff is a good comment 8D

hey joe wanna play big-bat baseball?
big bat baseball is awesome

by not jeff for sure August 20, 2006

saggy bat cave

a womans virgina that is very loose and saggy

i fucked this woman at the weekend but she did have a saggy bat cave said ravi

by lukeboi December 9, 2006

vampire bat pussy

What a womans vagina looks like right after banging her while she is on the rag.

Sheesh, Kelly had a wicked vampire bat pussy after I finished fucking her.

by T@R December 31, 2006

bat mitzvah hangover

similar to mall hangover, the headache and foot pains you get after going to a bat mitzvah or bar mitzvah from the noise, dancing, and fun.

"My feet are killing me..and my head."
"Seems like you've got yourself a bat mitzvah hangover. ;)"

by maeve h May 3, 2008

bats out of a cave

semi solid high speed poo.

i shouldn't have eaten that chilli, i just had to crap and it was like bats out of a cave.

by flimbit January 28, 2010